Edinburgh After Dark: Where to Find the City’s Coolest Speakeasies

Forget the tourist traps and the boring bars where everyone’s sipping on watered-down gin like they’re at a pub crawl—Edinburgh has a secret. A fabulous, underground world of speakeasies where the drinks are as strong as my walk-in wardrobe and the atmosphere is as exclusive as the VIP section at the hottest fashion show in Paris. Let me tell you, darling, if you don’t know about these spots, you’re missing out. And don’t worry, I’m here to let you in on all the chic little secrets.

So, grab your most fabulous outfit, leave the basic drinks behind, and let’s slip into the velvet-lined world of Edinburgh’s coolest speakeasies, where the cocktails are as sophisticated as my daily grooming session.

1. The Devil’s Advocate: A Speakeasy for the Bold

Let’s start with a spot that’s not just a bar—it’s a statement. Hidden behind a discreet, unassuming door on the Royal Mile, The Devil’s Advocate is the kind of place you go to when you want to feel like a true insider, darling. This isn’t just about drinks; it’s about being seen—or better yet, not seen. This speakeasy exudes class with its exposed brick, luxurious leather seating, and an extensive whisky menu that’ll have even the most discerning drinkers wagging their tails.

And the cocktails? Darling, let’s just say they’re as smooth as the silk of my new scarf. If you’re feeling adventurous, ask the bartender to surprise you. But be warned: there’s no room for the faint of heart here—only the fabulous need apply.

2. The Blind Poet: Your Hidden Literary Retreat

Oh, honey, if you’re looking for a little romance with your drink, The Blind Poet is where the magic happens. Located off the beaten path, this speakeasy combines literary charm with decadent cocktails. The interior is chic in that cool, literary way—think moody lighting, velvet curtains, and that I’m too fabulous for words atmosphere. It’s the perfect place for sipping on a craft cocktail while pretending you’re in the middle of a James Bond movie—oh, don’t act like you haven’t imagined it.

If you're the type to spend your nights with a classic novel in one hand and a Martini in the other, darling, this is your haven. The signature cocktails here are as carefully crafted as a Chanel gown—and the vibe is just as luxurious. If you’re looking to feel intellectual while looking even more fabulous, this is the place for you.

3. Panda & Sons: The Speakeasy That Knows No Boundaries

Now, Panda & Sons is legitimately one of my favorite spots in town. Hidden behind the façade of a quirky barbershop (yes, darling, a barbershop—because, why not?), this is where the truly exclusive vibes live. I’m talking about drinks that are practically works of art. Step inside, and you'll be transported into a world of old-school glamour with a contemporary twist.

The entrance alone is too fabulous—pull a book from a shelf, and voilà, you’re in a world of leather-bound luxury and masterful mixology. The vibe? Think Gatsby meets high fashion—I wouldn’t be surprised if a supermodel sashayed through the door at any moment. And the drinks? Darling, they’re not just cocktails—they’re experiences. Ask for the "Panda & Sons" signature cocktail, and prepare yourself to be wowed.

4. The Vaults: A Historic, Hidden Gem

For those who crave a little history with their cocktail, The Vaults is an absolute must. Tucked beneath Edinburgh’s South Bridge, this speakeasy is as rich in history as it is in flavor. Step through the unmarked door and down into an atmospheric, candlelit space that feels more like a scene from The Great Gatsby than a modern bar. The architecture alone is enough to make you feel like you’ve stepped into a secret society.

What makes The Vaults so fabulous, though, is the sheer variety of cocktails that will make you want to stay for hours. Whether you’re in the mood for something classic or adventurous (a la the Samantha Jones spirit), The Vaults is where the magic happens. And let’s not forget the intimate vibe, darling—this is not a place for large groups. It’s a secret sanctuary for those who prefer their cocktails with a side of exclusivity.

5. The Last Word: Where Sophistication Meets Secrecy

If you're all about sophisticated charm, then The Last Word is where you need to be. This speakeasy isn’t just about the drinks; it’s about the entire experience. Hidden on the charming, cobbled streets of Edinburgh’s Old Town, this place oozes vintage glam. Picture a dark wood interior, the faint hum of jazz in the background, and cocktails that could make a fashionista weak at the knees. If you can’t get a reservation (and believe me, it’s that exclusive), then you’re clearly not fabulous enough yet—but don’t worry, darling, you’ll get there.

The cocktails here are expertly crafted, and the service? Impeccable. This is the place to go if you want to feel like you’re in the know and utterly chic. Whether you’re sipping on a classic Negroni or indulging in one of their signature drinks, The Last Word ensures you’re never out of style—and you’ll never want to leave.

6. The Bramble: Old-School Vibes with a New Twist

Listen, I’m all for reinvention, but sometimes, darling, nothing beats the classics. The Bramble is an Edinburgh institution—and it’s a speakeasy that’s been around long enough to know what it’s doing. Tucked away behind a small, unassuming door, this spot is known for its expertly crafted cocktails and laid-back, yet chic vibe. Don’t expect any flashy decorations or unnecessary gimmicks—just good drinks, in a good space.

Here’s the thing: The Bramble isn’t just about the drinks (although they are spectacular); it’s about the feeling. You know that moment when you step into a place and you just know it’s the best decision you’ve made all week? That’s The Bramble. It’s classic, it’s cool, and it’s always on trend. Just like me.

So, darling, if you haven’t yet explored these hidden gems, what on earth are you waiting for? Edinburgh after dark is where the real fun begins, and these speakeasies are where the chicest, most fabulous people gather. Trust me, you’re going to want to be part of this exclusive club, sipping cocktails that are as fabulous as your best outfit.

And remember, darling, in Edinburgh—like in life—there are no rules, except one: Stay fabulous.

Woof!